h.e.a.r. this!

i think helen and i are constipated. there's no other conclusion you can come to if you look in our cereal cupboard as i did this morning.

we are proud owners of the following products:
two large boxes of all-bran bran flakes
one box of all-bran raisin bran
one box of all-bran strawberry bites
one jumbo box of whole wheat brown sugar mini wheats
one box of whole wheat maple mini wheats
one box of oatmeal.